Hi.

cosenangel:

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Enjoy~

secretbraintwin:

barricadeponine:

just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater

it’s not like he thought being a death eater was wrong — it wasn’t until something directly affected him did he reconsider and idk about you but that is not my definition of “bravery” in the slightest

That…is actually a really good point

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

safety-officer-barto:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

Let me explain sexuality to you

godmodwaffles:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

koschei-the-ginger:

ladystockinganarchy:

christowitch:

mazerin:

There’s the “I believe in Jesus” Christian and then there’s the “Dinosaurs never existed and Pokemon is evil” Christians.

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as an “i believe in jesus” christian i can confirm this

as a daughter of a “pokemons are evil” christian I can confirm this

This was my reaction to the end of the OUAT season finale.

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

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I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra

my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go 

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

SOMEONE FUND THE HELL OUT OF THIS

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Truly Adorbs.

(via misskittypimms)

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

zionangel:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

I SHALL TAKE THIS COMMENT AS PROOF THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD AGREES THAT TOOTHLESS IS A CAT.  TRUFAX.

zionangel:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

I SHALL TAKE THIS COMMENT AS PROOF THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD AGREES THAT TOOTHLESS IS A CAT.  TRUFAX.

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.