Hi.
onedamnminuteadmiral:

mst3kman:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikkimikki:

the-feminist-fangirl:

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

Is this man even real?

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

kodiakthemighty:

estcequetuaimeslesexe:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous!

Holy shit…..

Nope. Pamphlets urging jews to register in Ukraine are likely fake Relax, Ukraine is not ordering its jews to register
Love, A jew

kodiakthemighty:

estcequetuaimeslesexe:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

This is actual Nazi shit!! And people wanna act like anti-semitism isn’t still EXTREMELY dangerous!

Holy shit…..

Nope. Pamphlets urging jews to register in Ukraine are likely fake Relax, Ukraine is not ordering its jews to register

Love, A jew

cumber-porn:

havetardiswilltimetravel:

So, this is perfect…

yes,yes it is 

Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers - I Fucking Love Science
74,626 plays

edwardspoonhands:

sunkenlane:

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

Hank, this is freaking fantastic. My ears want to grow mouths so they can shout about how good of a song this is.

Wow, Anne! That is a truly terrifying visual! Thank you!

So I’ve decided…if this hits 10,000 notes I’ll release another song from the album. 

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.