Hi.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

i cannot fathom me describing to you how LONG i have waited for this gifset

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

songofthestarwhale:

timeywimeywinchester:

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

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Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

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at least enough to water a Rose

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clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

My favourite games to play on Tumblr are

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

  • Is that John Green
  • Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
  • Sherlock fandom u ok
  • Can you spot the vegan
  • Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
  • Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

  • Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

  • Did I or did I not press anon
  • Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

  • is this a fic yet or

kalories:

instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.Night will fall and drown the sunWhen a good man goes to war.Friendship dies and true love liesNight will fall and the dark will riseWhen a good man goes to war.Demons run, but count the cost.The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT

jimmynovakancy:

do you think Benedict finds having to say his full name cumbersome?

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet