Hi.

the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

not-safe-for-earth:

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I proudly understood that reference

lellyphant:

boys will be boys

girls will be girls

nonbinary people will be rulers of the universe

garbledtenor:

g8dtier:

Honestly what is the appeal of asses I don’t get it. Like there is nothing attractive about them.

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princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

machinalclass:

(via Q2Q Comics #1: Anatomy Lesson | Q2Q Comics)

But no actor anatomy as of yet. Hmm…

How I talk:

25% swearing,

25% sarcasm

50% a combination of both.

(via quotecomedy)

backstageleft:

Sawdust is really just carpenter confetti.

Shakespeare's Comedies
Expectation: Philosophical dialogues with light tones that question the meaning of life and existence.
Reality: PENIS JOKES LOL

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

edwardspoonhands:

photoshopwilwheaton:

The Wil Wheaton Project: After Dark

I think everyone in this picture is getting a really good deal.

edwardspoonhands:

photoshopwilwheaton:

The Wil Wheaton Project: After Dark

I think everyone in this picture is getting a really good deal.